Witch WTF? is a potent blended reading for when you’re feeling stuck, frustrated and more than a little kicked around by the universe.
Bring your frustration, your confusion, your stuck, your what the f*ck is going on and what the hell do I do about it. Leave with clarity, insight, and your next steps.
People usually come for a reading when something's not going so great. They ask for greater self-understanding when what they really want is the pain point to move. Don’t get me wrong I love self-understanding work but so frequently we put the cart before the horse here; you’re not in the place to learn, integrate, and grow when what you really need is the thorn out of your hand… that's why I created Witch WTF? — a distilled reading that strips away the frills and gets right to the meat of whatever issue is currently making you want to curse the universe out. I bring all my talents (astrology, human design, tarot, channeling, coaching) and pull exactly what you need in this moment to get clear, unstuck, and grounded.
Delivered via Telegram, you voice note or text me your current stuck, frustration, or challenge point. I consult your charts, transits, guides, and the tarot to bring you the insight needed to get unstuck. Then we go back and forth as much as needed to shape your next steps to the decisive action your soul is craving.
$33 Canadian (that’s less than $25 US)
Witch WTF? is a potent blended reading for when you’re feeling stuck, frustrated and more than a little kicked around by the universe.
Bring your frustration, your confusion, your stuck, your what the f*ck is going on and what the hell do I do about it. Leave with clarity, insight, and your next steps.
People usually come for a reading when something's not going so great. They ask for greater self-understanding when what they really want is the pain point to move. Don’t get me wrong I love self-understanding work but so frequently we put the cart before the horse here; you’re not in the place to learn, integrate, and grow when what you really need is the thorn out of your hand… that's why I created Witch WTF? — a distilled reading that strips away the frills and gets right to the meat of whatever issue is currently making you want to curse the universe out. I bring all my talents (astrology, human design, tarot, channeling, coaching) and pull exactly what you need in this moment to get clear, unstuck, and grounded.
Delivered via Telegram, you voice note or text me your current stuck, frustration, or challenge point. I consult your charts, transits, guides, and the tarot to bring you the insight needed to get unstuck. Then we go back and forth as much as needed to shape your next steps to the decisive action your soul is craving.
$33 Canadian (that’s less than $25 US)